Saturday, 3 January 2015

You don't ever want to date these men ! :  The biggest mistake of great God's creation !


It's a jungle out there in the dating world, and you need to keep these guys miles and miles away from you, it will save your time, energy, and mostly the opportunity of using your boxer gloves !

I really don't know what to say....

1. The "Mr.So Called Casanova"


The Mr. So Called Casanova

A Casanova and Mr. So Called Casanova are two very different people. A Casanova is the most charming guy you will ever meet, you don't see it and BAM ! Chocolates, roses, and compliments ! He knows exactly how to treat a lady !
Moving on to the "Mr.So Called Casanova", as soon as you meet him , this is what he will say, "I had 15 girlfriends, the longest relation I had with a girl was about 3 months, what was your name again, so do you wanna come back at my place ?". The Mr.So Called Casanova speaks the language "I am a dumas*". It highly recommended that you don't lower your standards with such guys.



2. WUSS Man

Strong and brave, what every girl dreams of !

You will find this species all over the world, and over the places, your high-school, your college, your work-place, etc. Now he is a man ,sorry he is a wuss who acts like a man !
In front of you he is all like the next bruce lee, the rock, the man with whom no ones want to mess ! But trust me when a real man stands in front of him to shut his big mouth, next thing you know he peed in his pants !
He just turns out to be a puk-puk-puk "CHICKEN". 



3. Capt.Care

He will ruin your life !

We want men to be caring about us, God heard our wish, and decided to make this guy, "a pinch off sweetness, a pinch of goodness, a pinch of care, oops too much care !". 
"When will you meet me, when will you call me?, If you received my text why didn't you reply ?, Are you going to wear that dress to the party? Who is that guy?, How long have you been friends?, Why do you talk so much ?"   
These men are our god-gifted "SECOND PARENTS"  
You already have your ma and pa, than would you need one more parent ???


4. The Hot Half-wit

Just laugh off ! LOL !

He has those abs, he has those eyes, he has that smile ! In your mind you guys are already the world's perfect couple. 
Here comes the sad part, as soon as you know him , now you don't only know he is the hottest guy on the planet, but he is the dumbest hottest guy on the planet !  He is the guy who would charge his phone in a microwave, who believes that a squirrel and a dolphin are reptiles, every word that comes out of this person is pure cr*p !  

5.Dirty minded

Creep alert !

They belong to the largest creep community in the world ! These men are  desperate,  have zero confidence , say the worst pick up lines, dress rotten, cheapest dirty jokes, pain in the a** !
So why would some one date them, no one does dear, if you come across such a guy ever in your life, take off your heels, hit this guy, and run as fast as you can and don't look back !





Vinny
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