Never say this five things to a girl ! : A man would never want to be in this scenario !

Guys trust me, you never want to say these five things to a girl ,never ever !  

1. "My ex....."

This is what comes to our mind as soon as you say "My ex..."

We just don't want to hear about your ex! Why? Because we don't give a sh** ,about how you met , or about your crazy make-out sessions, or about your stupid googly poogly nick names , or about your so called "funny adventures" ! 

For us your ex is a fat ugly bit*h ! And every time you say her name you magically transform into the world's biggest jerk !

2.It's a guy thing , you won't understand.

Men will be men !

What are you trying to say ? I am stupid ?? 

"Knock knock", who is it "I want to know you", and BAM you slam the door, "It's a guy thing, you won't understand."  

If your trying to say that we won't understand that, you are talking about porn, or you and your friends are going to have a pot session, or your buying tickets for WrestleMania, etc. It's not that we won't understand, it's FYI "WE DON'T CARE" !

3. You know I was this way.

Are you trying to kill yourself ?

Yes we knew that you don't change your socks, yes we knew you drink, yes we knew you don't exercise, yes we knew you don't like childish movies. 

But it's not the end of the world if you change your socks, drink socially, exercise and watch a Disney movie with us !

Ya we love the person you are, so stop being an a** and roaming in boxers !

4.It's up to you

For heavens sake stop with the angry bird, and check me out !

OK let's be clear, when we ask you, "Which dress suits me better blue or red ?" ,your answer should have been ,"Blue/Red". Say anything, blue  or red. We know which dress looks better on us, if we like blue and you say blue ,we are taking blue, and if you say red, we are still  taking blue ! Than why do we ask ?? Cause we would love you more if for a change you would give your opinion !

Just give the da'am answer.

And you dare not say,"It's up to you !"

5.It's not a big deal

What did you just say ?

For you may be not, but for us yes. We are not trying to make a big fuss, but if you ever said that being the head cheer leader, bargaining at a mall, and remembering every single detail of our favorite movie star isn't a big deal.

Mr.Halfwit, there is a call for you, "Your in trouble ! ".

Vinny

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