Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Men are not a FU*CKING DOG ! : The five sorrows of men the world chooses to ignore !  #Men


Being a man, doesn't means that they have no emotions !


I say this aloud ,"MEN are not DOGS". The world is an ass ! We say that men are the cause of women being badly treated, but here I stand not to blame men, but to blame, men and women, to blame the world we live in !
Yes, the world is cruel to women, yes the world has torn women's integrity apart, yes the world is an ass hole ! But it's not men alone, but men and women equally !

1. Men being raped.


The world is equally cruel to these men !

Yes, men being raped. Your question is how that even possible? Men enjoy having sex, and for them word rape does not exist. Why doesn't the word rape  not exist for men ? When a women does not want to have sex, and it is forced upon her, it's rape. But for a man, the dynamics change ! There are women who have raped 14 yr boy for their sexual pleasure, there have been gay men who have raped other men ! Open your eyes and see that these raped men suffer no less than a women !

2. Men prostitution.


Yes they have the word dignity do exist for these men !

People say "For men prostitution is a cherry on the cake, they have sex and they get paid for doing it, what can be better !'. Prostitution, being a slut is a slang for women, but as soon as a man has to go through this, it becomes "Life couldn't be better !". For God's sake understand this that men too have their dignity, for them being a slut is not a Dream Job ! Their parents are not proud that their little boy turned out to be a prostitute. For you people who still not understanding what I am saying, "They have to please women of their Granny's age, and they are nothing more than a sex toy".

3. A troubled husband.


Men are not the one always wrong !

Is it wrong for a man to love his father and mother ? A women when decides to stay with her parents and care of them in their old age, is said to be a respectable women, but when a man does the same people say, "He stays with his mom, little mamma's boy".
There are wives who disrespect their husband, who torture their husband, who cheat their husband. Marriage is not, don't disrespect your wife, don't hit your wife, don't cheat your wife. It's "Don't disrespect each other, don't hit each other, don't cheat each other !".

4. Men's sexuality preference.


Every one has a right to love !

Why a man cannot love a man ? If two people are happy with each other, they love each other what is the problem of them being with each other ? Are you God, are you the one who created this world, or created love? No, than Shut up a** hole ! As long as the world does what you think is right  you are happy, you are fine, but as soon as people do what they feel is right, you go on a "Fu*king moron mode". It's their life and their rules,  their wish to be with women or with a man is their choice. This makes them no less of a man. Standing up to their way of life, that's being a true man.

5. Nice guys finish last !


They do have a heart ! Don't break it !

We teach our sons to not to hurt women's feelings. But has we ever thought of teaching our daughters, that not to marry a guy for not money but for love, to choose a good hearted guy over an popular a**hole, to never cheat a man and instead tell him the truth that she wants to be with some one else. A women is as much important as a man, the emotional pain that a man goes through is not less than what a women feels.




Men blame women, women blame men, guys there is no men and women, there is only humans ! We need to understand men as our equal in every pain,they feel the same pain as women do. And women as our equal in every achievement, they are just as capable of doing anything as men can.
 Men are not the only one who have to change, we women have to change as well.

It was hard for me to write this article, because the only thing in my mind that was going on was, "Men disrespect women , they have caused pain to women, they are the ones who have made our life a hell !". But I kept my difference aside, and put myself in their shoes,  and yes the pain is mutual. We a not fighting bad men, or bad women, we are fighting a bad world !


Vinny
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Saturday, 10 January 2015


The only five reasons why your relation doesn't works out ! : If your relation doesn't works, one of these five reasons will give you the answer why .



1. You don't love yourself !

You need to help yourself !

 If you don't love yourself, how the hell do you expect her to love you?? Your not happy with whom you are !
If you were a book, you would hate reading yourself, and you would say about yourself, "I am is boring, I am complicated, I have too many problems", basically you would be MATHEMATICS !

 Be a   glossy shiny stunning FASHION MAGAZINE ! Love every single inch of yourself ! Make those jaw drop !

 

2. Your Ted Mosby (from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER)

Take it easy !
If its been just a week as you guys have met, and you feel she is the one for you, and you just can't stop thinking about this person ! The next thing you want to do is get on your knees and say "I love you !".
Don't do it, give some time to yourself, and get to know her more. She isn't a t-shirt from online, your so excited to get it and once you get it , you just ain't liking it ! Don't say crap like "It's not you it's me".

If you like a girl and the next second your like, "I need to end this relation", your Ted Mosby !

3. The ugly make-up question !


The ugly truth !

Why do you like her so much ??? Cause she looks great, everyone wants to date her, she is a cheerleader?? As soon as she gains weight and becomes ugly, as soon as her friends leave her, as soon as she is out of the cheerleading team, your love will ends for her !
Don't love someone for shallow things as beauty, popularity etc., love her for who she is as a person ! Love her in her best and in her worst !

"If you see her in the morning sleeping, snoring, and without any make up, and you still love her ! You really do love her ! "

4. Roofless house !

Have trust, get a roof !


 If you can't trust her, don't love. Love without trust is a house without roof ! It's a useless relation ! Are you in love with her, or are you trying to become a detective?? Your just torturing yourself in this relationship !
Let me help you, the reason why you doubt her is because things are not as they were, and you are trying to find an answer, that why is this happening? And you start doubting her. In short you not happy in the relation.

"Why did you propose this person in the first place because you two made each other happy, now when there is no happiness then why the hell are you in this relation ??"

5.Ego

Get in the boat !

Everyone has heard this story.
Once upon a time, all the feelings used to live on an island. One day a storm came to the island. Love made a boat, all the feelings got into the boat, except Ego. Love stayed with Ego, and asked others to leave. Storm saw this, and said, "I am moved by you, I will spare your life", but love replied, " O mighty storm, if you really are moved by me, then take mine, and spare Ego's life." Storm did what love asked him to. Love died because of Ego.

My advice to you, stop being a serial killer.




Vinny
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Monday, 5 January 2015

Shut up and kiss ! : If you have all these five kisses , your the most luckiest person in this world !

A kiss is the purest and most sincere form of love, it is said to be the most powerful thing in the world ! When our words can't express the love we feel, a kiss says it all ! 

1.The most insane kiss, "Kiss against the wall".





It's the sexiest kiss ever !!!! Hold her against the wall, hold her waist and kiss her like you mean it !!! Love is insane, and if it is not, it's just a waste of time ! 


2.The most romantic kiss, "Kiss in the rain".






Nothing speaks romance as "Kiss in the rain !". Hold her and kiss her already, it's the most romantic kiss ever !!!!


3.The most perfect kiss, "Kiss under fireworks".





Love is a perfect chaos, there you are on one of the most perfect night ever, with your perfect girl, all you need is that perfect "Firework kiss".


4.The most adorable kiss, "Kiss under the mistletoe".





Nothing makes Christmas more merrier than a kiss under the mistletoe ! Steal that kiss !


5.The most enchanting kiss, "Kiss in front of the Eiffel tower".





In this world, there is not a better place to kiss and fall in love than in front of the Eiffel tower ! It's truly magical !


Vinny
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Sunday, 4 January 2015

Don't you dare call a girl "SLUT" ! : If for these five reasons you think she is a slut, your the reason why earth is a living hell for a girl !


I am who I am.


It's high time that we understand women as equal ! A women has every right to live her life as she wishes to, every right to wear what she want to, every right to speak out her mind, and every right to explore her sexuality ! And we need to respect that ! 


1. She drinks and smokes.


I make my fu*king rules !


So let me get this right, when a "MAN" drinks or smoke, he is being manly, but when a girl drinks or smokes, she is a slut?? What do expect a girl to do? Scrub the floor, milk the cow, and stay at home?? Well we won't ! If you think a girl is a slut just because she has a better taste in wine than you, here is my advice for you "Grow up sissy pants !"

2. She dresses up as a slut???



Don't ever underestimate me !


A women can dress how ever she wants to, it is none of your business ! It's her body not yours, she has every right to flaunt it ! You ain't the one, who went to the mall to buy that dress, you ain't the one who bought that dress, and you ain't the one wearing that dress ! So what's your problem ??? You can roam top-less to show off your abs, and a girl can't wear a mini skirt ??? Do yourself and the world a favor and stop being a jackas* ! 


3.She has been in relationship with many men.


A wrong man is not worth my love and time !


So????  Are a moron ??? You don't even know this girl and you are ready to assume that she is a slut just because she met some stupid guys in her life and her relation didn't work out with them. She doesn't hides her relation, she doesn't deceive you of her past and she has the guts of ending a relationship if she isn't happy about it ! She has every right to do it !  


4. She uses a slang way too much and cracks up dirty jokes !


If you can't figure me out its not my problem.


That is just because she has to deal with duma** people everyday ! You call her a slut for using slang?? What would you call yourself then?? I don't think you can stay one hour without using slang in any of your sentences, and when a girl does that you think she is a slut? And is it a crime being funny ? Wanna know what is dirtier than her joke, your mind !


5.She has "Daddy issues" !

You know nothing about me !


The most ridiculous of all the above points ! Like there is no end to idiotic fu*king people ! She didn't had a good childhood, she doesn't shares a good relation with her dad, or she had divorced parents, and this makes you believe that she is a slut??? Give me a break ! Where were you gone when almighty God was distributing common sense ?? You are not just a brainless person but a heartless jerk too ! 


Vinny
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Saturday, 3 January 2015

You don't ever want to date these men ! :  The biggest mistake of great God's creation !


It's a jungle out there in the dating world, and you need to keep these guys miles and miles away from you, it will save your time, energy, and mostly the opportunity of using your boxer gloves !

I really don't know what to say....

1. The "Mr.So Called Casanova"


The Mr. So Called Casanova

A Casanova and Mr. So Called Casanova are two very different people. A Casanova is the most charming guy you will ever meet, you don't see it and BAM ! Chocolates, roses, and compliments ! He knows exactly how to treat a lady !
Moving on to the "Mr.So Called Casanova", as soon as you meet him , this is what he will say, "I had 15 girlfriends, the longest relation I had with a girl was about 3 months, what was your name again, so do you wanna come back at my place ?". The Mr.So Called Casanova speaks the language "I am a dumas*". It highly recommended that you don't lower your standards with such guys.



2. WUSS Man

Strong and brave, what every girl dreams of !

You will find this species all over the world, and over the places, your high-school, your college, your work-place, etc. Now he is a man ,sorry he is a wuss who acts like a man !
In front of you he is all like the next bruce lee, the rock, the man with whom no ones want to mess ! But trust me when a real man stands in front of him to shut his big mouth, next thing you know he peed in his pants !
He just turns out to be a puk-puk-puk "CHICKEN". 



3. Capt.Care

He will ruin your life !

We want men to be caring about us, God heard our wish, and decided to make this guy, "a pinch off sweetness, a pinch of goodness, a pinch of care, oops too much care !". 
"When will you meet me, when will you call me?, If you received my text why didn't you reply ?, Are you going to wear that dress to the party? Who is that guy?, How long have you been friends?, Why do you talk so much ?"   
These men are our god-gifted "SECOND PARENTS"  
You already have your ma and pa, than would you need one more parent ???


4. The Hot Half-wit

Just laugh off ! LOL !

He has those abs, he has those eyes, he has that smile ! In your mind you guys are already the world's perfect couple. 
Here comes the sad part, as soon as you know him , now you don't only know he is the hottest guy on the planet, but he is the dumbest hottest guy on the planet !  He is the guy who would charge his phone in a microwave, who believes that a squirrel and a dolphin are reptiles, every word that comes out of this person is pure cr*p !  

5.Dirty minded

Creep alert !

They belong to the largest creep community in the world ! These men are  desperate,  have zero confidence , say the worst pick up lines, dress rotten, cheapest dirty jokes, pain in the a** !
So why would some one date them, no one does dear, if you come across such a guy ever in your life, take off your heels, hit this guy, and run as fast as you can and don't look back !





Vinny
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Friday, 2 January 2015

Never say this five things to a girl ! : A man would never want to be in this scenario !

Guys trust me, you never want to say these five things to a girl ,never ever !  

1. "My ex....."

This is what comes to our mind as soon as you say "My ex..."


We just don't want to hear about your ex! Why? Because we don't give a sh** ,about how you met , or about your crazy make-out sessions, or about your stupid googly poogly nick names , or about your so called "funny adventures" ! 
For us your ex is a fat ugly bit*h ! And every time you say her name you magically transform into the world's biggest jerk !

2.It's a guy thing , you won't understand.

Men will be men !


What are you trying to say ? I am stupid ?? 
"Knock knock", who is it "I want to know you", and BAM you slam the door, "It's a guy thing, you won't understand."  
If your trying to say that we won't understand that, you are talking about porn, or you and your friends are going to have a pot session, or your buying tickets for WrestleMania, etc. It's not that we won't understand, it's FYI "WE DON'T CARE" !


3. You know I was this way.

Are you trying to kill yourself ?



Yes we knew that you don't change your socks, yes we knew you drink, yes we knew you don't exercise, yes we knew you don't like childish movies. 
But it's not the end of the world if you change your socks, drink socially, exercise and watch a Disney movie with us !
Ya we love the person you are, so stop being an a** and roaming in boxers !


4.It's up to you

For heavens sake stop with the angry bird, and check me out !


OK let's be clear, when we ask you, "Which dress suits me better blue or red ?" ,your answer should have been ,"Blue/Red". Say anything, blue  or red. We know which dress looks better on us, if we like blue and you say blue ,we are taking blue, and if you say red, we are still  taking blue ! Than why do we ask ?? Cause we would love you more if for a change you would give your opinion !
Just give the da'am answer.
And you dare not say,"It's up to you !"


5.It's not a big deal

What did you just say ?



For you may be not, but for us yes. We are not trying to make a big fuss, but if you ever said that being the head cheer leader, bargaining at a mall, and remembering every single detail of our favorite movie star isn't a big deal.
Mr.Halfwit, there is a call for you, "Your in trouble ! ".


Vinny
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