Five ways to stop a STALKER.

I don't get it,would it be too much to ask for a good-looking,stalker !

You want to stop your stalker from stalking you,but don't want to hurt that person.Well to be frank there is no easy way out except telling her/him to truth.

Or you can say this

1.Your way out of my league

Why are you so perfect ! Daam !

You don't want to be with this person ,and yet you don't want to hurt her/him.Well then make yourself the problem.Show her/him that they are too good for you and they deserve better than you ! Show them that they are perfect,and they need to stalk Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie and not you !

2.Set them up for date with another person

Well what do you know,my stalker,has her own stalker !

Okay ,this person likes you,that's good.Get to know them and see,with whom you can set them up??

 If the one who loves you,is a bookish worm,find a nerd,if they are the sport people,find a sport maniac,just see with you can set them up !!!

3.Annoy

Dirty socks can save your life !

Do everything in your power to annoy this person,from biting your toe nails,to scratching your armpits.Ask them to smell your socks,if you can can wear them today or not? Tell them how you always wanted to live in the middle of woods,and want to hunt skunks ad eat them raw.Tell them

whom they are messing with.

4.Love over dose

Till death do us part ! That's right !

This person loves you?? Oh they just don't know what love is !!!! Call them ,in every half an hour,say stuff as ,"Your my gooogly, poogly, honey bunny,sugary berry,apple pie !!!".Facebook, twitter,all the social sites,it so gonna be about your "Honey boo".Make them wear matching outfits,ask them too watch national geographic with you !!! Do everything to drive them crazy. 

5.The last resort: GAY

Guilty as charged

Well if none of this works,your on your own buddy,you got the stalker of your dreams ! There is just one thing you can do now,go straight  and say it loud,"I am GAY,so back off sister !"

P.s:Sweetheart for your safety,call the police !

Vinny

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