Why does new year resolution does not work !

With my feet up there was I lying on the couch and shit, "2014 last day !". One hell of a year it was. So there I am chatting with my friends, and suddenly I realize everyone is talking about their new year resolution, and what is my resolution ? 

The last resolution I made was in 2009, that I will get a boy-friend this year,crazy resolution? Wait till you hear the others !  I didn't get a boyfriend, no one proposed me, and I didn't had the guts to ask some one out. I made a resolution of getting 98% in my exams in 2010, and hell no that didn't happen either, so I made an easy peasy,  resolution to stop naming my tooth-brush. Yes I name my tooth-brush,and I am attached to it, I love brushing my teeth ! Deal with it ! I tried stop naming them, but I I find toothbrush adorable, OK I am weird . . .

Why do we even bother to make new resolution, when we never can do it? But why does it never works out ?? WHY ??? 

I found my answer in the first week of January 2012. School was reopened and all my friends were back, we decided to have to have a come back party !

So every one was chatting about their new year resolution and how they were gonna stick to it, 

I am gonna lose my weight, so that no one calls me fat !

I am not going to text my ex, I am done with her !

I am gonna meet new people, no more Miss quite !

I am going to be more like my brother !

Suddenly I saw it, I saw why new year resolution never works. Our new year resolution is based on the fact ,"We are not happy with what we are !".

So ya what your fat, woman are beautiful in every shape and size ! And a new year resolution based on a failed relation? Some times two people are just not meant for each other, accept it, move on ! And what is wrong with being introvert ?  Your great the way you are !

New year resolution doesn't works if we refuse to see how amazing we are, and what we have achieved in our life ! First accept, love and respect who you are, than only can you have the strength to change for a better person !

Let this be your new year resolution:-

I am HAPPY the way I am. I am AWESOME. I RESPECT myself. I am ready to CHANGE for a better ME ! 

Vinny

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5 things you should know to be his "Ideal Girl-friend".

Your have met the guy of your dreams, your soul-mate, and now you want to be his ideal girl. Well what you are waiting for, here are the five things you need to be his perfect girl.

Perfect !

1.Sports !

Hurrah !

Yes Sports,  you might be thinking that what is the connection between an ideal girl-friend and sports, lets put it this way, what is the relation between men and sports ? I really don't need to say it, do I ! For men sports is religion, as fashion is for us girls. You would love to watch a chick flick with your man, but have it ever occurred to you that if you would watch cricket with him and cheer when Sachin scores a SIX ! How much that would mean for him??? You'd be the girl he always dreamed of !

2. Compliment !

For a change do something for him !

Um... girls are the one who loves the compliment?? Guys like that too !!! Yes a bit of appreciation is something that every-one likes, even men ! Tell him that you love him, let him know that for all the times he has made you laugh, attended your call in the middle of the night, made you feel special, you appreciate it a lot ! Hold him in your arms, bite his lips , and whisper in his ears, "Babe you are the one for me !". 

3.Give him his space.

Let him play video-game ,while you have fun shopping !

Do  you ask your man that which nail color should your wear, or which shoes will go with which outfit, or which hair-band looks pretty on you ? Yes, and he answers that??? Then sweet-heart most probably he is gay. But if ,no you don't ask this stuff to him, than who is the person you ask this stuff to?? That's right, your best-friend, and in the same way your guy needs to talk about his guy issues with his best friend. Know this he is your boy-friend , if he wants to do something , he shouldn't ask for your permission, but yes it it would be nice of him to let you know about it, that is up to him. Trust your man and give him some space. He will love you more than anything.

4.Know your MAN.

Know him.

You know how much irritated we girls get when our boy-friend forgets the date of the first time we went out, the first time we hugged, the first time we kissed, the first time we exchanged gifts, the first time we practically did anything. Yes you do remember his birth-day, but do know his favorite cricketer, his favorite foot-ball team, his favorite movie, his favorite ice-cream flavor, his favorite comic character, his favorite video-game ???? Love is not one-sided, if you would love him to know you, he would also love you to know him !

5. Be there for your MAN.

He has you, and you have him.

When this guy said ,"I love you", this is what he actually meant, "Your that special one in this 7 million people to whom I want to give my heart and want to share all my sorrows and joys with", your da'am special for this guy, your his girl-friend ! Cuddle up to him, look him into his eyes and let him know, that you are there for him. Hold his hand ,and say, "It' not you and me, it's us against the world !".  

Vinny

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The most ADORABLE pick up lines : Every guy should know , cause every girl would love to hear them !

Stop saying crap like, "I think the alphabets I and U should be together, I would offer you a cigarette but your already smoking , is it hot in here or is it you , blah and blah". Say something from the heart, be classy ! The most adorable things one can say ! And win a girls heart.

1. Love is timeless.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

2. Love is something you cannot deny !

I'm am starting to like you less,Because I'm beginning to love you more.

3. Words just are not enough to express love !

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

4. Hey beautiful ! 

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

5. Make her smile, and you will have the key to her heart !

Let's flip a coin. Head's your mine. tail's I'm yours.

6. Hugs !

You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.

7. Be hers, forever .

Hi, my name is Christopher, but you can call me "YOURS" !

8. Life without love is meaningless !

Close your eyes and tell me what you see.

Nothing ?

Well that's my life without you !

9. Everything is fair in love and war !

Let's play a game. Winner dates loser.

10. Love is magic.

You must be a MAGICIAN, cause every time I look at you other people disappear.

11. A borrowed kiss !

Can I borrow a kiss ? I promise I'll give it back.

12. Say cheese !

Can I get your picture ? To prove to my friends that angels do exist !

13. A gentlemen.

Your not my girl-friend, your my lady.

14. There is no one like you !

You know the first thing I notice, when I look at a girl, "She can never be you".

15. The best gift !

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you game me.

Vinny

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Funny pick up lines !

If you want to  have a break-up, or you want to compliment the meanest girl in your life in the politest way, or you simply just don't want to get a date, these lines will get it done !

One wonder how does these 10 Pick-up lines even exist !

1.

 Ya sure just let me just punch your face  first !

2.

That's bad news , cause I am gonna beat the crap out of ya ! 

3.

 So talking to stupid people actually does lower your IQ, you just lowered mine !

4.

 And you look like a fu**ing moron !

5.

 And after I was born, hiding from you !

7.

I am girl who loves heels ! You wanna see how hard I can knock out your face with them ?

8.

For crying out loud ! Why would someone name their child "Google'?? 

9.

Oh really ! Then you must be the dirt bag !

10.

OK ,this one is really funny ! LOL

Vinny

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Five things that make MEN sexy !

Sexy !

There are many things that we girls find attractive about men, but sexy is whole new chapter !

1.Guy who knows how to dress !

Dress to impress !

Guys when you dress well,  we would love to rip off those clothes. Just a little bit of self-care is all we ask from you. Here we are trying to end things like poverty and war, and your problem is that you cannot put on fresh clean clothes??? Don't get the wrong idea, but who likes people who haven't taken a shower for weeks, and wear the same old , every other day ! Not sexy.

2.Smart 

Brains

Witty is the new sexy. I can look at you till the end of my life, but the moment you open your mouth," No this shit ain't gonna happen". You might be probably thinking, "Girls are the ones who are stupid", OK, lets assume you ask a girl out, who is going to pay for the bill, you, who is going to pay for the movie tickets, you, and while coming back we want a rose who is going to buy it, ,"YOU". We don't look so dumb right now do we? You will see dumb girls with smart guys, but never a smart or dumb girl with a dumb guy !

3.  Cologne

Smell good 

We love a guy who smells GOOD !!!  The one of the most attractive thing about a guy is his scent, that dark and spicy fragrance, that intensity ! I don't promise you that angels will fall,or mermaids will check you out, or any of that perfume ads shit ! But know this when your not around, your perfume reminds us about you, fragrance is the most intense form of memory.

4.Manners

Will never go out of style !

Opening the door, pulling out a chair, giving your jacket when a girl feels cold, you be the perfect gentle-men and we would love to be your lady ! A guy with good-looks ,opens a girls eyes, a smart guy, opens her mind, but a gentlemen opens her heart ! So stop saying things like,"I had 14 girlfriends, I need time with my friends, I am sorry I forgot your birthday present", stop being a douchebag ! Give her some time, give her flowers and make her smile !    

5.Make her laugh,Smile and wink at her

Smile and wink !

We like the tough guy look, men with a good sense of humor is what we like the best, a bit of healthy flirting and a bit of naughtiness !  And by that I don't mean creepy pick up lines, or extremely weird statements. And if you can't do that, every time she gets mad at you ,just say, "I am an idiot", and trust me she will laugh.

Vinny

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Make your life a little better: Get rid of your addiction of Internet !

Amen to that !

Once you see and accept the problem, the half of it is already solved. Getting control over your addiction is not that tough, you just need to relax and avoid it. A bit of positive attitude, and your ready to handle anything !  

Five simple ways to control your internet addiction

1.Read books

Books <3 !

Reading books requires attention and patience,it helps you to increase your focus and increases your tolerance. Reading a book, does exactly the opposite what internet does to you. Choose a delightful story for starters,and then take on huge fat books,explore the magic and joys a book has to offer !

2.Meditate

Know your-self a bit more.

You can't get off your computer? Shut it down ,and sit down for 10 min,and meditate. Relax, chill, everything can wait for 10 min, just for 10 min listen to yourself. Meditation will calm your mind and heart, it takes off a lot of stress from your mind. Sometimes in life all you need is a deep breath.

3.Manage your time for internet

Waste your time wisely !

You use internet, the internet does not use you. Plan your timing to use internet,and as soon as the time ends, log off, no matter what. And when your on the internet, use the internet efficiently. If for some reason you are not able to use internet a day, don't add up the hours to the next day.

4.Find your hobby

So what do you like to do???

Are you an artist, or a cool dancer ,or a good cook??? You will never know that if you keep siting with your laptop. These great artists, whose paintings are you like, the cool dancers, who have millions of followers on you tube or the person on the cook blog ! Who knows you could have been this person?? 

5.Add some colors to your "LIFE"

Make sure when your old, you have no regrets.

Have you visited a orphanage ? Do you have your own recipe to bake cake? Have you ever tried writing a poem??, If not, than that's most probably because your sitting doing nothing, so stop wasting your whole day on internet, go out, have actual fun. And start making your life and yourself interesting !!!   Explore something new !!!

Vinny

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