Five Pa*n in the a** people we all know: The five CR*PPIEST people to be on planet earth.  #pain_in_the_ass

1. Damaged Loser

At your service, to ruin your life !

These people belong to a very special category, they are the exclusively the most worst people you can meet on this planet. In their life they have achieved a total of nothing. Born with only one aim and that is to point out everything wrong with you and with your life, so they can feel better about themselves. They literally suck self-esteem from you. What you should do ?? Kick them out of your life ASAP !

2. Pathological Liar

Learn to see their true face !

They stand in front of you, they look you in the eye and will fu*king lie straight to your face ! You know they are lying, the person standing next to you know, they are lying, the whole freaking world knows they are lying ! But they just won't stop lying. Their lie have only one aim and that is, "I am better than you, my life is better than yours". But even they know that it is a pretty sh*tty lie. Piece of advice, just ignore. Ignorance is a bliss.

3. Emotional time-bomb

Nothing more than a big cry baby !

Every-thing, absolutely every-thing is wrong in their life ! Their parents don't understand them, their lover cheated them, their friends don't care for them, their dog doesn't know how to fetch, their fries are not crispy enough, and on and on , give me a break ! No parent perfectly understands their children, yes you will get a few douche bag, people have other work, get another dog, stop eating fries then ! These people know only two things, COMPLAIN and CRY.

4. Mr.Excuse

It is you who let them take your advantage !

Here is the situation, this piece of sh*t , will call you whenever he needs your help for an assignment , your car for a ride, your money for beer, practically for everything. But as soon as you get in a situation this person will have something better than help, a PERFECT EXCUSE. And trust me that is better than help, it shows you clearly that you can't distinguish between a D*ck-head and an actual friend ! For God sake open your eyes, and get rid of this person.

5. Back B*tch

Turn around and slap that b*tch !

The last but not the least, the two faced b*tch ! They love you some much, they are your closest friends, they just simply get you like no one else, don't they.  But if there is a competition who can speak the most sh*t about you behind your back, this b*tch will break every hi-score there is ! The sole purpose of her existence is to b*tch behind your back, because she can never be you, and what else can you expect from a piece of cr*p like her.

Vinny

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Five things super-heroes taught me ! : Who is your favorite ? #superheroes

A hero is not someone who never falls, but get up again and again, never losing sight of his dreams !

Bat-Man

It is not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

No matter, how small your act of nobility be, an act of goodness is an act of goodness, "And it counts !". Anyone and Everyone can be a hero.

Super-Man

Your much stronger than you think, trust me !

You will never know until you take the first  step. You don't need strength to fight, but you need strength to keep on fighting for what you believe in.

Spider-Man

With great power comes great responsibility.

A true hero is one who can sacrifice his own dreams , to save whatever he has always stood up for. 

Iron-man

I am Iron-Man !

You can be yourself and still save the world, just be true to yourself, that's more than enough.

Wonder Woman

Strong women scares weak men !

Not every princess needs to be saved, they have much more to give the world than the world can ever imagine !

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Five mythology about RAPE busted ! : Five things you ought to know about rape. #rape

1. It's not the girl's fault, it scientifically, undoubtedly, an a**hole's crime !

Rape is never a girl's fault, and if you think so, you are a di*k-head ! Let me ask you a question Mr.Di*ck-head, do you even know what rape means??? It means "Forcing a girl in act of sex against her will". For God sake she is the VICTIM not the CULPRIT !!!  

2. After rape a women doesn't needs sympathy, she needs justice !

After a girl is raped, after her soul is torn apart, after every bit of her dignity is shattered ! The last fu*king thing she wants is your sympathy ! You in no way can understand what she has gone through ! What she wants is the son of a b*tch behind the bars and executed !!!

3. A women is not raped because of her clothes !

Shorts, Mini-skirts, Bikinis are not invitation cards that say, "Kindly rape me, and blame it on my clothes, instead of blaming the man who actually raped me ! ". Who even came up with such sh*t logic??? What do you have to say for all those girls who were raped in salwar, jeans, burkha?? A small piece of advice "A women can wear whatever she wants, so f*ck off !".

4. It's not rape if your MARRIED !

Again buy a dictionary, read the meaning of rape, " Forcing a girl in act of sex against her will". How dumb are you?? Either it be an unknown man, boy-friend or a husband , a RAPE is a RAPE ! You touching a women's body against her wish , gives her every right to take your d*ick and cut it off and stuff it down your throat and choke you to death !

5. Solution to rape is men behaving nicely, no it's punching men in their n*ts !

What do you think , you will walk up to the world's biggest pervert and say "Please Sir behave yourself", he will apologise and have a change of heart?? No that does not happens, you walk up to that a**hole, look him in the eye, and say , "One more time if you open your f*cking mouth, I will show you how a girl makes an a**hole sh*t his pants", and change the geography of his face ! Stop crying and start punching ! 

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Five differences between the man you love and the man of your dreams: Who will you choose ??? #love_war

Who will you choose?? "The man of your dreams", or "The man you love" ???

1. The man of your dream is a successful man who owns time. The man you love will make time for you !

2.  The man of your dreams is a millionaire. The man you  love will never have enough money  to express how much he loves you.

3. The man of your dreams is perfect for you. The man you love, finds you perfect for him.

4. The man of your dreams is funny. The man you love, knows how to make you smile.

5. The man of your dreams is romantic. The man you love knows how to bromance with you.

Vinny

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Men are not a FU*CKING DOG ! : The five sorrows of men the world chooses to ignore !  #Men

Being a man, doesn't means that they have no emotions !

I say this aloud ,"MEN are not DOGS". The world is an ass ! We say that men are the cause of women being badly treated, but here I stand not to blame men, but to blame, men and women, to blame the world we live in !

Yes, the world is cruel to women, yes the world has torn women's integrity apart, yes the world is an ass hole ! But it's not men alone, but men and women equally !

1. Men being raped.

The world is equally cruel to these men !

Yes, men being raped. Your question is how that even possible? Men enjoy having sex, and for them word rape does not exist. Why doesn't the word rape  not exist for men ? When a women does not want to have sex, and it is forced upon her, it's rape. But for a man, the dynamics change ! There are women who have raped 14 yr boy for their sexual pleasure, there have been gay men who have raped other men ! Open your eyes and see that these raped men suffer no less than a women !

2. Men prostitution.

Yes they have the word dignity do exist for these men !

People say "For men prostitution is a cherry on the cake, they have sex and they get paid for doing it, what can be better !'. Prostitution, being a slut is a slang for women, but as soon as a man has to go through this, it becomes "Life couldn't be better !". For God's sake understand this that men too have their dignity, for them being a slut is not a Dream Job ! Their parents are not proud that their little boy turned out to be a prostitute. For you people who still not understanding what I am saying, "They have to please women of their Granny's age, and they are nothing more than a sex toy".

3. A troubled husband.

Men are not the one always wrong !

Is it wrong for a man to love his father and mother ? A women when decides to stay with her parents and care of them in their old age, is said to be a respectable women, but when a man does the same people say, "He stays with his mom, little mamma's boy".

There are wives who disrespect their husband, who torture their husband, who cheat their husband. Marriage is not, don't disrespect your wife, don't hit your wife, don't cheat your wife. It's "Don't disrespect each other, don't hit each other, don't cheat each other !".

4. Men's sexuality preference.

Every one has a right to love !

Why a man cannot love a man ? If two people are happy with each other, they love each other what is the problem of them being with each other ? Are you God, are you the one who created this world, or created love? No, than Shut up a** hole ! As long as the world does what you think is right  you are happy, you are fine, but as soon as people do what they feel is right, you go on a "Fu*king moron mode". It's their life and their rules,  their wish to be with women or with a man is their choice. This makes them no less of a man. Standing up to their way of life, that's being a true man.

5. Nice guys finish last !

They do have a heart ! Don't break it !

We teach our sons to not to hurt women's feelings. But has we ever thought of teaching our daughters, that not to marry a guy for not money but for love, to choose a good hearted guy over an popular a**hole, to never cheat a man and instead tell him the truth that she wants to be with some one else. A women is as much important as a man, the emotional pain that a man goes through is not less than what a women feels.

Men blame women, women blame men, guys there is no men and women, there is only humans ! We need to understand men as our equal in every pain,they feel the same pain as women do. And women as our equal in every achievement, they are just as capable of doing anything as men can.

 Men are not the only one who have to change, we women have to change as well.

It was hard for me to write this article, because the only thing in my mind that was going on was, "Men disrespect women , they have caused pain to women, they are the ones who have made our life a hell !". But I kept my difference aside, and put myself in their shoes,  and yes the pain is mutual. We a not fighting bad men, or bad women, we are fighting a bad world !

Vinny

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The only five reasons why your relation doesn't works out ! : If your relation doesn't works, one of these five reasons will give you the answer why .

1. You don't love yourself !

You need to help yourself !

 If you don't love yourself, how the hell do you expect her to love you?? Your not happy with whom you are !
If you were a book, you would hate reading yourself, and you would say about yourself, "I am is boring, I am complicated, I have too many problems", basically you would be MATHEMATICS !

 Be a   glossy shiny stunning FASHION MAGAZINE ! Love every single inch of yourself ! Make those jaw drop !

　

2. Your Ted Mosby (from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER)

Take it easy !

If its been just a week as you guys have met, and you feel she is the one for you, and you just can't stop thinking about this person ! The next thing you want to do is get on your knees and say "I love you !".
Don't do it, give some time to yourself, and get to know her more. She isn't a t-shirt from online, your so excited to get it and once you get it , you just ain't liking it ! Don't say crap like "It's not you it's me".

If you like a girl and the next second your like, "I need to end this relation", your Ted Mosby !

3. The ugly make-up question !

The ugly truth !

Why do you like her so much ??? Cause she looks great, everyone wants to date her, she is a cheerleader?? As soon as she gains weight and becomes ugly, as soon as her friends leave her, as soon as she is out of the cheerleading team, your love will ends for her !
Don't love someone for shallow things as beauty, popularity etc., love her for who she is as a person ! Love her in her best and in her worst !

"If you see her in the morning sleeping, snoring, and without any make up, and you still love her ! You really do love her ! "

4. Roofless house !

Have trust, get a roof !

 If you can't trust her, don't love. Love without trust is a house without roof ! It's a useless relation ! Are you in love with her, or are you trying to become a detective?? Your just torturing yourself in this relationship !
Let me help you, the reason why you doubt her is because things are not as they were, and you are trying to find an answer, that why is this happening? And you start doubting her. In short you not happy in the relation.

"Why did you propose this person in the first place because you two made each other happy, now when there is no happiness then why the hell are you in this relation ??"

5.Ego

Get in the boat !

Everyone has heard this story.
Once upon a time, all the feelings used to live on an island. One day a storm came to the island. Love made a boat, all the feelings got into the boat, except Ego. Love stayed with Ego, and asked others to leave. Storm saw this, and said, "I am moved by you, I will spare your life", but love replied, " O mighty storm, if you really are moved by me, then take mine, and spare Ego's life." Storm did what love asked him to. Love died because of Ego.

My advice to you, stop being a serial killer.

Vinny

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